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I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

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